country bumbkins

On my way back from visiting my dad, who lives in some little village in south central iowa, I took a small highway for a ways to get back to the interstate. I passed 2 "deer crossing" signs. What was odd was that one had a red dot sticker stuck to it's nose. The other had a strip of black tape sticking out from between it's legs. I think if I had left my camera unpacked, I'd have stopped to take pictures of them. There were a lot of defaced signs but none so funny as the deer ones. People in south central iowa have nothing to do.